janelevenhopper:

Modern Day AU where El is obsessed with “As Seen On TV” products. The first time she asks for something, Hopper thinks it’s adorable. The second time, he’s hesitant but he still finds it cute. The third time, he starts to get annoyed. By the fifth time, he just accepts it, this is his life now. Plus, he just can’t say no to this kid when she brings out the puppy eyes. So far, El has collected the following:

The Fridge Locker- “What if someone steals my eggos?” “Who’s gonna steal your eggos? We’re the only ones that live here!”

The Funloom Bracelet Making Kit- El makes bracelets for everyone in the Party, in their favorite colors. She makes a blue one for Hopper since he gave her his. Hop tries (and fails) not to get choked up.

The BeDazzler- Hopper’s late to work one day, so he hastily grabs his hat without noticing that El has bedazzled a smiley face on it.

The Potato Express Microwave Potato Cooker- “Kid, you know you have powers, right? It’s just a potato in a microwave, there’s nothing magical about that.” “A baked potato in six minutes? That’s pretty magical, dad.”

The Snuggie: “I need it, I get cold watching TV.” “So grab a blanket from your room, kid.” “Blankets are ok, but they can slip and slide. And when you need to reach for something, your hands are trapped inside!” “You don’t need to reach anything, you have mind powers!”